Yes, today's punch in the throat is not dedicated to people who drive badly, or who wander around shopping centres in trances, or stay up all night praying to the tooth fairy for the health of a sick child resulting in inattentiveness the next day and subsequent mowing down of said child by a car*. No, today's punch in the throat, uniquely thus far, is dedicated to an entire nation.
The United States Of America, please stand up.
Why punch an entire nation in the throat? Well, there are many, many reasons, but I'll single this out for starters:
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