Hi. It's me. We need to talk.
It's about that thing you believe. You know the one. Yes, that one.
As we've discussed before, that thing you believe is completely unsupported by evidence.
Yes, I know. You've tried to explain your "evidence" before. And we've told you why, in fact, it's not even worthy of the name.
No, it's not. We've talked about this. Your "evidence" consists of supposition, logical fallacy, confirmation bias, wishful thinking, observational error, groupthink and, frankly, a whole load of gullibility on your part.
I know. It's harsh, but it's time you were told. Everyone tiptoes around you because of this ridiculous belief, and...