The blogosphere's been all over this today, but I've been kind of offline. And had to spend some time responding to cosmological bollocks.
In response to the weekend's horrendous bushfires throughout Victoria, we have possibly the biggest piece of religious fuckwittery since Falwell blamed 9/11 on teh gayz.
Brace yourself. Here's the epic religious fucktardery in its original form.
So, according to some dude with a fucking ridiculous moustache, Victoria is on fire, and many people are dead, and all because of a change to Victoria's abortion laws. God, in his mercy, has withdrawn his protection, and immediately the entire state has burst into flames.
Pastor Danny, I can really only say this:
You are a cunt
No, actually, you are a massive, cock-swallowing, fuckwitted, self-interested, opportunist, moronic, ambulance chasing fucktard and cuntbucket.
Fuck you, and the cockroaches you rode in on. And shave your fucking stupid moustache.
Oh, and next time you see god, tell him I called him a cunt too. Prick.