So, just what is an Atheist anyway?

I can hear the groans already. "Oh yeah, just what the web needs. Another one of these posts."

Yes, it's not the only post of its kind by any means, however the question is still often asked. I was asked a version of this question just the other evening and no doubt wih the looming (and horribly misnamed) World Youth Day on the horizon here in Sydney, I'm almost guaranteed to be asked again.

So straight into it. What is an atheist? The way I'm currently explaining it is something like this.

First, we must define terms. Atheism, simply put, is "not theism". AskOxford defines theism thusly:

theism
/theeiz’m/

  • noun belief in the existence of a god or gods, specifically of a creator who intervenes in the universe. Compare with DEISM
  — DERIVATIVES theist noun theistic /theeistik/ adjective
  — ORIGIN from Greek theos ‘god’.

 So essentially, If you can't say with any degree of certainty that a god or gods exist, you are an atheist. Really. Those of you who self identify as 'agnostics', well, you're atheists too, because you do not express a belief in god or gods.

This is really not a difficult concept to grasp, however it's often misunderstood. The common canard that athesists don;t beliee in anything therefore cannot have any moral sense is laughable in the face of a correct definition. Atheism is a negative response to a single question:

"Does god exist?"

That question implies no moralistic interpretation. There is no baggage. It's a yes/no/maybe answer and nothing else. Morality does not follow.

Of course, pitiful humans can always be relied on to fuck up good logic, and this defintion is no different. Due to the slippery nature of theistic claims, it's not always a black/white, yes/no, on/off situation*

Definitional question are relevant. For instance I have a good friend who expresses an actually moderately rational belief in a "prime mover", some kind of undefined intelligence which somehow brought our universe into being, set the laws of physics and so on. This being is, by definition, outside the universe and does not intrude into it, and is, for all intents and purposes, non-detectable, non-intervening and, in the strictest sense of the term, non-existent in our universe. Is this person a theist?

I'd say no

Is this person an Atheist?

Well, yes.

I'd say my friend has simply found a position which rationalises his own irrational gut-feeling that something brought the universe into being. The position in non-assailable by normal testing, though it does fall to Occam's Razor, which states the simpler explanation is the more likely. And an intelligent being that exists outside the universe is more improbable than current cosmological theories into the ultimate origin of our universe**. But he's still not expressing belief in an interventionist, extant god.

There's also the "degrees of certainty" issue

OK, so what about someone who says, when asked, "God probably exists, but I'm not sure".

Theist

To say "probably" is just bet-hedging. This kind of person believes. What about "God probably doesn't exist, but I'm not sure"

Atheist. A weak Atheist, but still. Cannot be classed as a theist, so logically must be the opposite.

Some people may disagree, well, I've got two words for you, Buddy. See if you can guess what they are.

(clue: it could be "comment please")

* Well, for me it is. But I'm a special case
** If you have to ask why, I'll ask a question in return: where did that intelligence originate? It's turtles all the way down.

Friday Musical Madness

Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Portmanteau word of the day

Christinanity

encapsulating:

Christ

Christ nbsp; /kraɪst/ [krahyst]
–noun
1. Jesus of Nazareth, held by Christians to be the fulfillment of prophecies in the Old Testament regarding the eventual coming of a Messiah. 
2. the Messiah prophesied in the Old Testament (used chiefly in versions of the New Testament). 
3. someone regarded as similar to Jesus of Nazareth.
 

+ Inanity

in·an·i·ty  /ɪˈnænɪti/ [i-nan-i-tee]
–noun, plural -ties for 2.
1. lack of sense, significance, or ideas; silliness. 
2. something inane. 
3. shallowness; superficiality.
 

Creating a compund noun for cases of senseless religiosity which do nothing to advance anyone, to whit, almost any time the pope opens his mouth, pretty much anything to come out of the 700 Club, Focus on the Family, Hillsong, Fred Nile or fucking Mel Gibson.

Luckily, there are antidotes to Christinanity, best administered regularly:

Pharyngula
The Non-Prophets
The Atheist Experience
Iron Chariots
Richard Dawkins
Christopher Hitchens
Sam Harris

 

Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi

Considering that I am a self-confessed Arachno-nerd (Arachnerd?), it would be thoroughly remiss of me not to mention the news of a newly-described species of trapdoor spider, Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi.

Numerous news outlets are picking up on this for the novelty angle that it's named in honour of Neil Young. Yahoo news, for instance, documents the discovery here. This of course dominates web coverage of the spider, so it's a little tricky to geek out on properly, but the East Carolina University, where the taxonomy work was done, has an official piece here.

One of these days, when I have time, I may try to track down the original paper and really geek out, but for now I guess the news and the picture will suffice.

UPDATE: The original paper was published by the AMNH and can be found via this link.

Monday Musical Madness returns... on a friday night???

In honour of Tom Waits's new tour, recently announced, I present this segment of his movie "Big Time". This segment was chosen because it includes the level best, absolute finest rendition of Raindogs, along with a mighty fine Tall Story, followed by Train Song. Follow the entire clip for both gems, then use YouTube's related clips to find the rest of the movie.

Suffice it to say I'm fine, very happy, guilt free.

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