Why is it getting warmer? And what are we doing in this handbasket anyway?
Professional chewing gum. I mean, really. What has our species come to? Is this, in fact, the zenith of our civilisation's achievements, heralding our peak before our precipitous descent into obscurity? Let me just say it again:
Professional. Chewing. Gum.
Excuse me. I'm off now to weep quietly in a corner, for our society has, finally, convinced me of its utter, utter absurdity.
posted @ Tuesday, November 21, 2006 5:16 PM