Textagate

Meryl Dorey, over at the Australian Vaccination Network, spent a bit of time in Western Australia recently, where she went to the Conscious Living Expo. At this expo, a skeptic attached to Stop The AVN managed to get hold of an AVN leaflet which was essentially begging for money, besides being utter bilge and disinformation with a tagline of one Judy Wilyman, a social sciences PhD student with AVN sympathies who is known to tout a PhD she doesn't even have yet to add a veneer of respectability to her nonsense.

Meryl and the AVN are, of course, disallowed from making public fundraising appeals by the NSW Office of Liquor, Gaming and Racing.

But she was giving out leaflets asking for donations.

Oh dear.

Anyway, the authorities now know about this, and Meryl has been desperately rushing for an excuse. Today, she "found" it.

 Yes, Meryl is claiming that she'd blanked the information out with a texta, and teh ebil skeptics must have snuck one out from a secret hiding place, got spectacularly lucky or else cheated and used an old leaflet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Really Meryl? You blanked it out with a texta, but somehow the skeptics managed to get hold of an unredacted copy? The only unredacted copy you gave out, presumably? How lucky.

The rest of the rant is quite lulzy too. Enforcing laws about fraudulent conduct in non-profit organisations is apparently undemocratic, and SAVN is apparently a hate group. Which is LOL. We're also abusive and heartless. Which is rich, coming from a woman who apparently condones the disturbing stalking behaviour of at least one AVN member, who sent her husband to a griving family's house to try and pry for information on a whooping cough death, and has compared vaccination to rape.

Yep. We're the heartless ones.

Still, it's been an opportunity for some lulziness.

 

 

 

 

 

and, of course...

 

 

There's been much more abject ROFLing over at StopTheAVN, so head over for more.

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It's not just McDonalds!!

I've seen a lot of posts around the internet, talking about how McDonalds food doesn't rot or mould. It's worrying. We all care about our diet, right? And if food doesn't rot, that means....errrr.... well.... I think it means something bad. Surely?

Yeah, definitely something bad.

Like, I dunno.... maybe it's not actually food?....

....or something?

But anyway... I discovered something worse. Much worse.

A few months ago I was preparing one of my favourite snacks. It's a little unusual, but it's totally natural and, like, totes good for you and everything. I call it my warmed fruit medley.

I get some apples, and some apricots, and some bananas, and some pears, and oh, lots of other delicious fruit. It was probably all organic and, like, locally farmed. And like, bought from the fair-trade co-operative wholefoods minimart that I cycled to on my fixie, and carried home in a canvas bag.

Anyway, I put it in my oven for a while. At a very low heat. With the fan on maximum. For quite a while. For, you know.... hours. To warm it up. Because I like my fruit warm.

Doesn't everyone?

Well, this time round I didn't actually eat it all, and I accidentally left some of this totally healthy and natural warmed fruit medley on a plate in a cupboard, next to my big bowl of salt, and my collection of silica gel packets from electronic equipment. Next to my dehumidifier.

Guess what?

It's five months later, and I opened the cupboard and was shocked - shocked I say - to find that the fruit HADN'T GONE ROTTEN AT ALL.

I mean, just look at it

Not a speck of mould

I mean, when you follow the logic to its....errrr....logical conclusion. That means....

Fruit is really bad for you, like McDonalds.

So, stop eating fruit, because, like, if the mould doesn't want it, why should you??

BOYCOTT FRUIT NAOW!

 

The actual reason those burgers don't rot is because they've been preserved by air-drying, just like my fruit. Next time someone has this whinge at you, call them a gullible twat, punch them twice in the face then leave.

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